Inside Quotes of Fun

Blog about rules, inside quotes, and basic things I learned aboard that were not academic in the least.
Quotes like this are of no more importance, rather they are just longer in length. They're still great and you should enjoy them to their fullest.

I would like to have a Parental Advisory sticker here because there will be strong, mature language that is not appropriate for younger readers.

Rules:
1. Trams will kill you.
2. Elevators take forever, but sometimes the wait is definitely worth it.
3. Fast food is not fast there and you have to be a bitch (which is not a hard task for me) to get ketchup only .
4. If you search, pepsi products will be your reward.
5. Don't judge anything or anyone at first; wait a day and then judge. Unless you're me--I will judge you. MmmHmm!

Quotes (in no particular order other than how my memory serves me):
Vhere ist Angela Merkel? Angela ist on a bike TOR!
It's like fucking Houdini.
Can I take my shoes off? --me
Breakin' shit in Poland! --me
*window* Jesus Christ! --me
We're in England; it rains:
Let's bake pies.
Apparently, I'm an alocholic whore.
Well, that's great, you can defend Vickie's honor, but let me be a drunken whore. --me; Pretty much. --Staush
THATTA GIRL!
Lipgloss?
Chopin.
You broke our pact! --me
Did Molly spread her Jolly? --Amy (my favorite quote, so she gets credit)
I will take a lot of shit, but you DO NOT talk negatively about John F. Kennedy: *me scared now*
Oh, so you wait four hours before checking on me? You guys thought I was alone and you wait four hours?!
Looks like another Rraainny day. -- Ashley
Wait, he asked for a walk?
Cougar! *roar!*
I don't remember much after the tequila --me; Hun, there wasn't much else to remember --Stacy.
Follow the lights, her smile lights everything up (paraphrased)
We tried and couldn't find the Berlin Airlift memorial. --Staush. There's a train stop named afterit, though --Tracy. *I walk in* Yeah, we didn't even look --me. Staush just glares.
Now Molly, you cannot tell anyone this... -- Repeated quote
BEARS?!?!?!?!?!?! -- Very much Repeated quote
Fucking bitches.
Smile bitches.
"Mollz"
It's like a homing device towards ice cream.
That canNOT be convient-- Tracy, about my 1.5 L of pepsi light.
*happy sighs* YOU GUYS ARE HERE!
With great power, comes great responsibility.
Passport.
Hey, Molly, thanks for telling everyone about my...
If you compliment a guy about their tattoo, you'll get a drink. Oh well, I guess that reveals my taste in guys.
You like vodka like Russians!
Fuck it. I don't even know the guy's name I'm making out with. Fuck it. -- Definitely not me, because it's just not, so trust me.
Sneaky fucking Russians -- Repeated quote.
I'll cuddle, but I won't...
Um, Molly, Staush says you should wake up since it's 9:30.--Vickie; Son of a bitch-- me.
Uh, a vodka and apple juice; Water?; Vodka, Molly help?; V-O-D-K-A *drink motion*; helpful German saves the day.
You are young, you will walk! Sightseeing; does it cost alot?; you will walk all the way up!
Well, what kind of museum were you expecting?
Is there any way we can rig the election?
So my husband brought Clerks...and we really don't talk to them anymore.
I took a picture of you in the flowers and you looked so calm and angellic...it was unlike you.
I almost earned my tequila, but you weren't around so I didn't say it.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE GUY!
MMMHMM!
If we had a soundtrack of this trip, it would be all MmmHmm, Churchill!, and Not Churchill!
Churchill! Not Churchill!
And we'll be going pass Churchill's house now; I thought we already did?
Molly, I have to present tomorrow; I don't give a fuck, just take another shot.
Holy ta-tas, Batman!
Molly, want to help me finish?; MOLLY!; Oh no, I didn't hear you say no, I'm sorry!
Ugh, I'm sick of listening to you, Vickie; About what?--Stacy; Twilight; SCREAMFEST! Aren't they amazing?!
How come THAT group is in that building?! --Tracy then proceeds to stalk said group while outside.
Never have I ever *wait*
Two Jacks; Little or big; THE BIG GUYS!
Hey, Staush, how'd the shot go?; Good; Where's Molly?;*silence*; Awwww.
She loves it, I had to slam margaritas down just to keep up!

Things I Have Learned:
1. Never start a story in the middle, because someone could have a nickname about a sphere spaghetti accompaniment without that being the intention.
2. Backstreet Boys singalongs are perfectly acceptable.
3. Never get so happy about damn French Fries that you get lost on the way back to the hostel.
4. Do not trust people that love to shop to get back.
5. Zubrowka is damn tasty and Polish.
6. Staush will eat the rest of your meal, so don't feel bad that you cannot finish it.
7. Kangaroo is oddly delicious.
8. Know what color shirt someone is wearing so you don't feel stupid/like a complete IDIOT looking on facebook the next day.
9. Stacy Templin does not understand how the Awkward Meter works.
10. (I still don't listen to this lesson) EAT BEFORE YOU DRINK.

There may be more lists or blogs of this nature, once I start writing about the rest of my trip.

Love,
Mollz, Jolly Molly, Eeyore.